Is it just me, or is everything shit?

I don't think I've ever read a book before which clichédly "made me laugh, cry...it changed my life."

Actually, it didn't change my life, (as I have, already, rather a jaded perception of society) but it made me cry laughing. I listened to the audiobook last night, the one which the ever-brilliant pair of British gems Stephen Mangan and Julian Rhind-Tutt were narrating.

Most notable points would be designer baby clothes. "Dahlin, Let's get this designer baby grow for £50 that it'll probably grow out of tomorrow afternoon." "Dahlin, I'm quite bored of the baby now. We've had it for eight weeks now...so can we drop it off at..like a charity shop or something? Like with shoes?"

Also: "D is for Il Divo. Italian for 'The Divvs'."

I feel like I've found my bible.